Where’s my damned bottle opener?

It’s 12:45AM, and I have resorted to drinking an ice-cold glass of water INSTEAD of a New Castle Ale. Why? Simple… my roommate threw away my cheap non-working can opener. But you’re thinking “It didn’t work… so what?” And my response is… it did work. Partially. The bottle opener on the bottom worked perfectly. Unfortunately the cheap WORKING can-opener that my roommate has left in the silverware drawer works flawlessly for opening canned foods, but fails at opening bottles of beer. “Why?” you ask. Because the metal bottom of it is bent. FAIL!

But it’s 12:45AM… why do I need a New Castle?

Easy… I finally finished what I consider to be a significant part of the “timeshare site” that Ben & I have been working on. I finally got all of the sessions, login/logout, shopping cart areas, etc integrated, tested, and working. Most of you have no idea what that means, but considering it has been a headache for the last week, and we’re already behind schedule, it is a big w00t for me. THAT’s why I need that New Castle. And that’s why I’m going to the store first thing in the morning to buy a new fucking can/bottle opener. Dammit!

And while I’m ranting, why the hell does Firefox recognize “donut” as the correct spelling, but suggests “doughnut” is incorrect? WTF! Get your English straight, bitches! I’m submitting a bug report.

Bleh… tomorrow (Erm… today?) is going to be a long day, I can already see it.

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